A Letter To Santa From An Internet Marketer
By Halstatt Pires, Sat Dec 10th

A Letter to Santa From An Internet Marketer

Yo, Santa! How's it going in the great white north? Seeing as ittis' the season, here is my letter about what I want forChristmas.

Been Good

Santa, I know you do that whole good versus bad thing. I promiseI've been a good internet marketer this year. I haven't spammedthe search engines with mirror sites, link farm purchases orlittle tricks to tweak your friends at Google. Now, while I'vebeen good, I would like a few bad things for Christmas. Noponies here, I want the good stuff.

Dear Santa, I want:

1. A lump of coal to be given to the bad person or persons atYahoo who've been deleting my pages from their search engineresults.

2. A lump of coal to the same people at Yahoo who came up withthe Site Match nonsense. Feel free to let the reindeer relievethemselves while on the roofs of these peoples' homes.

3. To meet a person from Google who handles the ranking updatesin a bar late at night after they've been drinking for four orfive hours. I only need 15 minutes. Pleeeeasssee! I've been sogood.

4. Five minutes in the

Ultimate Fighting Octagon with Bill Gates.

5. A few hours with your list of bad people who will get coalfor the holidays. Don't worry, I can figure out which ones arefraudulently clicking my PPC ads.

6. Please send the Santa virus to the people who keep sending methe phishing Pay Pal emails.

7. Same thing for the bad boys and girls sending mepharmaceutical spam.

8. The opportunity to beat each dmoz volunteer editor over thehead with my keyboard just once. Okay, maybe twice.

Now I realize you are a master of being subtle. When I visitedyou at the mall, you acted like I was a lunatic and you didn'tknow what I was talking about. I really didn't appreciate youcalling security and the FBI, but I guess everybody has a badday. I'm sure I can count on you to come through this year.

Oh, I forgot something. Angelina Jolie. Definitely AngelinaJolie. Leave her short dork boyfriend at home.

Now that isn't much to ask is it? Is it?

About the author:Halstatt Pires is a search engine optimization specialist withhttp://www.marketingtitan.com - an Internet marketing andadvertising company in San Diego offering internet marketingservices such as meta tag optimization services and linkpopularity services.